Tuesday, December 13, 2011

ABOUT THE AMAZON THING...

There's been a huge outcry lately protesting Amazon's latest questionable business decision: a promotion offering a rebate (up to $5 off) on Amazon purchases for using their price checking app in brick and mortar bookstores. People are pretty upset for obvious reasons that range from Amazon encouraging consumers to use and abuse bookstores' costly resources (knowledgeable staff and rent to name two) with no intention to pay for them, to tricking consumers into doing market research for them to blah blah whatever. If you want to read about it, here's a link:

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/13/opinion/amazons-jungle-logic.html


I don't particularly care about the market research aspect of it, because that kind of stuff has been going on forever. Anyone remember those graphic design "competitions" where students could enter to "win" a cash prize worth a tenth of what a professional designer would have charged? Sleazy as hell, but there are bigger issues at hand. The whole exploiting rival businesses' overhead while pricing your own items at below cost (or more frequently, forcing your suppliers to) to obliterate the competition thing? That I have a problem with. I wasn't going to write about it though. Enough bloggers have railed against this despicable promotion as it is, and I think most people agree that it's majorly screwed up. Plus, by internet standards this is old news. Oh yeah, also I didn't want to (I can be pretty aggressively lazy when I put my mind to it).

So now that I've bored you with half a paragraph about why I wasn't going to write a blog on this particular topic, you are probably (justifiably) wondering why I went ahead and did it anyway. You know that article I linked to about three inches ago? Go read the comments section. That's why. To highlight a few:

"The tone of the article and some comments border on snobbery from groups that are unable or unwilling to adapt to technology. A book isn't a real book unless you've searched for it in a dusty, main street store with a quaint name, and had long discussions about it over tea. Anything you buy with a mouseclick that gets delivered in a truck to your door isn't a 'real' book.
I can remember when email was starting to gain traction. Elitist detractors eschewed the impersonal bits and bytes delivered over a wire. So much would be lost without a personal phone call, or handwritten note, they said.
The method of purchase or delivery, in my opinion, doesn't matter. The wonder of a novel lies within the pages itself. If a child is enjoying a book I don't care how it got to their hands.
The independent bookseller will always exist, although perhaps in smaller numbers, for those who want that experience. Society is benefitted as a whole by big-box retailers because it increases efficiency. Instead of driving down to that local bookshop, finding parking, walking through the store, and waiting in line, perhaps you could buy online, and use that time saved to read MORE books." - Arthur, New York, NY

Um, an unwillingness to adapt to technology is the problem here? Are you sure? You don't think that maybe, just maybe that could be a completely unrelated (albeit impressively condescending) distraction from the real issue? I don't think that anyone is criticizing Amazon for being an online retailer. Online and brick and mortar bookstores serve different purposes, and should be able to happily coexist. People are upset because Amazon is encouraging consumers to use traditional bookstores' resources without paying for them, then give their money to a competitor that didn't spend a dime on overhead. People are upset because Amazon did something that was blatantly unethical, not because they're a bunch of elitist snobs. (As for the emails vs. letters/phone calls line of reasoning, emails and letters are two completely separate entities that serve completely different functions--just like Amazon and traditional booksellers! I grew up with email and have acclimated to it one-hundred percent, and I still think that email lacks a personal touch that only proper letters can deliver.) True, online retailers are more efficient, and that is great! You have every right to do your shopping online, but to claim that "The independent bookseller will always exist" and that "Society is benefitted as a whole by big-box retailers" is woefully ignorant. And that whole using-the-time-you-save-to-read-more-books argument? Really?

"Sorry Mr. Russo - you just don't get it. Many times buying a book at 17$ instead of 35$ is the difference between buying the book and not buying the book. Some people who read and care about books can not pay the higher price. So what if they will not have a bookseller to recommend books, they can always fall back on Dickens, Poe, Tolstoy or read the Book Review in the NYT.
Perhaps you and your Best-Seller friends are further out of touch than you realize." - Oliver, Chicago

Some people who read and care about books want recommendations beyond the classics and the New York Times Book Review. Perhaps, Oliver, you are further out of touch than you realize.

"So... bookstores to survive selling books more expensive, want to prevent consumers from obtaining information about where they can buy them cheaper. This is very interesting. It is the same tactic used by totalitarians governments: to suppress bad news, instead of trying correct the source of the problems, they blame and censor the messenger. At the end of course we all know that this type of approach is dead on arrival. Information is always good. Besides, why would you pay more for exactly the same product? The answer is that you wouldn't" - Western Iconoclast, San Francisco

The majority of this statement is so clearly idiotic that it doesn't bear comment, so I'm just going to jump to the end on this one. "Why would you pay more for exactly the same product?" the commenter asks. It's a fair question. You are not paying more for the same product in a brick and mortar, you are paying more for the product plus a small fraction of the overhead that goes in to providing you with a service many find valuable. If you don't value the service, that is completely fine. Just don't use it! Continue to shop on Amazon and enjoy. That is your right. You should not, however use the service--in this case, the knowledgeable staff, the warm place to hang out, and the ability to look through (and probably damage) a book before purchasing it--if you do not value it enough to pay for it. You wouldn't go into a restaurant, sit at a table, eat the free bread, and browse the menu, only to say "Ooh, an apple and brie sandwich! Never thought of that. Well, I'm off to go make it for cheaper at home."

People referring to small stores as "overpriced" has been a stick in my craw for quite some time. Yes, boutique shops that buy a bunch of crap downtown then stick a label on it and octuple the price deserve to be called overpriced, but that is most often not the case. Most of the time stores charge what they do because that is how much it costs them to purchase the item, pay their employees, make rent, and still turn a small but livable profit. I know many small business owners; it is not a glamorous job, and not one of them charges more than they absolutely have to to stay in business. It is corporations like Wal Mart, Target, and Amazon that create this "overpriced" illusion. If goods are available elsewhere for less, than they must be overpriced, right? This is dangerous logic. What consumers really should be asking is, "Why is Wal Mart so underpriced? What kind of shady business practices are allowing them to charge three dollars for an eight-dollar item? Who must they be disenfranchising to get their overhead so low?" Impossibly low prices should be considered a red flag, not a stroke of luck. But we don't want to ask those questions, because a healthy economy, more (fair-wage-paying) jobs, and human interaction in the long run isn't worth a few extra dollars in the short run.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

THE MURDER CAPITAL OF AMERICA

So, after a fun-filled four (check that ill-literation, yo) days in Chicago (including a visit to 826CHI, which I will post about when I get back), I ended up here in Alton, IL, a small town just a skip away from St. Louis, which as I heard for the first time yesterday, IS THE MURDER CAPITAL OF AMERICA. Yes, that is the ENTIRE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, that whole huge dangerous country. I am in the murder capital of it.

That being said, St. Louis is great! It has a huge free zoo with the coolest penguin exhibit I've ever seen. You can walk right up to the edge of the penguins' habitat, and they just kind of waddle over to you and peer at you curiously. There's no glass, so you get splashed with water when they dive, and you could easily reach out and touch them, though there is a polite sign requesting that you don't. What you are allowed to touch, are the STINGRAYS! and they are AWESOME! Oh, and they just recently put little baby hammerhead sharks in the stingray tank. You can pet those too, and they are so cute!

Anyway, enough about the zoo. St. Louis also has this amazingly cool movie theater called the Moolah Temple. Actually it's a theater/bowling alley/bar, and you can bring your bar drinks into the theater and drink them while you watch your movie from the comfort of a COUCH! And not like Cinefamily, where there's a few couches up front that you can get if you're reaaally lucky and get there early enough. The entire theater is filled to the brim with couches. Oh, and I forgot to mention that the bar comes up with a list of signature cocktails for each movie they show (it's only a one-screen theater). And the tickets are half the price of an Arclight show. If I weren't so afraid of being murdered, I'd fly to St. Louis every time I wanted to see a movie!

Saturday, June 4, 2011

I GUESS I'M BACK

After much nagging encouragement from my no good shrew of a wonderful supportive boyfriend, I've decided to start updating this dusty old blog again. And what better way to get back into the swing of things than with a new installment of "Stuff I've Been Reading?" So, here goes:

STUFF I'VE BEEN READING:

1. John Fowles
The Magus

I made the mistake of recommending this book to everyone I had ever met before I actually finished reading it. But I didn't just recommend this book, I seriously overdid it. I definitely used the word "GENIUS!" in verbal caps lock, and probably used the phrases, "You absolutely HAVE to read this book RIGHT NOW," and "Second-best book ever written" (I think we all know what the first best is). Once I finished the book, of course, I had to come crawling back to words and phrases like "interesting" in verbal lowercase, and "It's pretty good. You should pick it up if you get a chance."

You see, having loved The French Lieutenant's Woman, I think I gave Fowles a little too much credit up front. What I was most impressed with were the loose ends I fully expected Fowles to tie up. The first two acts pose so many unexplainable mysteries and plot twists that it seemed (and ultimately proved to be) impossible to adequately explain them all. And that was really impressive! Maybe I should have known better, but like I said, I generally like to give writers of Fowles' caliber the benefit of the doubt.

That being said, The Magus really is worth reading. I get the impression that it's overambitious tangly plot is merely a symptom of Fowles' inexperience (it was, after all, his first novel), and it really is difficult to stop reading. And the prose is beautiful. It's one of those books you pester your friends with by reading every other line aloud, regardless of your surroundings. So if you don't mind a mystery with a sub-par payoff, you should definitely pick it up. I mean, the book is three quarters good, and it's like 600 pages long, so you really would be getting your money's worth.

2. J.M. Coetzee
Disgrace

Okay, so this book is really really good, but it's also...well, kind of a bummer. I mean I guess that comes with the territory, what with the whole South Africa, race relations, rape thing, but I wasn't expecting it to leave me feeling so drained. The fact that I read most of it on a 5-hour plane ride may be partially to blame, but I think the real culprit is Coetzee's one-dimensional, unsympathetic characters. His characters aren't necessarily assholes (well, with the exception of the main one), they're just kind of stiff and hard to relate to.

I felt sorry for them at several points during the book, but it was because some fucked up shit was happening to them, not because I felt like I knew who they were at all. I felt for the characters, because I would feel for anyone in the situation they were put in, but they never once felt like real people to me. The book read more like a political argument than a novel, the characters' dialogue bullet points in an essay, rather than real conversations, but the story is engaging, and the prose well written.

Oh yeah, and Coetzee kills a lot of dogs in this one. Dogs die. Don't read this if reading about dogs dying is gonna make you cry on an airplane in front of all those people.

3. Jonathan Lethem
As She Climbed Across the Table

This one surprised me. The premise, depending on your mood, is either cool as hell or insanely pretentious: a love triangle between two scientists and a black hole. That is the premise. I'm serious. This book, came highly recommended to me by the aforementioned boyfriend, so I slid my skepticism off to the side for a moment, and dove in.

I was not disappointed. Lethem takes a concept that practically begs to grow into 200 pages of pretentious drivel, and makes it fresh and clever and sincere. I fell in love with that black hole, I felt my scientist ladylove slipping away from me. This book made me feel feelings. But what it did not make me feel, even once, was that it took itself too seriously. Lethem clearly shares Vonnegut's gift for hiding moments of profound insight in layers of humor and absurdity. As one Matt Dupree might say, "Um, As She Climbed Across the Table is a GREAT book."

Thursday, February 11, 2010

OUR PLACE OF BIDNESS


This is the fridge in our office. This is where we work. We work here.

(image stolen from Kathy Miranda)

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Friday, February 5, 2010

ALEX TREBEK IS THE BEST


(stolen from Matt Dupree)

Sunday, January 24, 2010

COB DYLAN


Simone sent this to me. I have no idea where she got it, but it is amazing.